Tuesday, August 28, 2018

New Resume

TO: CPT XO

From HR:

Re: Another Resume

Sir:

I know you're feeling a tad...delicate...this evening, after the post-battle celebration, but we received another resume via the general Airship email and this one is a bit intriguing.

We can always use another medic and this one is a licensed massage therapist.  I'm thinking ground crew bartender/masseur?

Not sure what to do with the Fez collection, though.

Dear Captain, 
Qualifications 
Small arms maintenance (US Army)
Field Medic (Army)
Tinkerer (life)
Fez collection 
Dad 
Former Teacher 
Licensed Massage therapist 
Cartman
Thank you for your consideration 
Ps I live in Florida on the Treasure Coast 


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